F.O.G.H.A.T. 2002 Results

 

Congratulations to Schwengler's Junta -- Keith Hudson, Dave Murphy, Jason Schwengler and Chris "Partho" Taylor -- for taking the championship of FOGHAT 2002: Less Chat, More Hat.  The Junta won the championship after taking the finals from the only team to beat them in the round robin, Who's My Daddy?, made up of Wichita State students and alumni.  Junta jumped to a 220-40 lead at the end of the first half and seemed to be heading to lopsided victory.  Daddy? refused to go quietly and made it very interesting with a scoring barrage in the second half, but ultimately fell short 295-235.  More detailed team and individual results follow.

  

Team Results - Round Robin (ties broken by head-to-head or for the triangles of death, total points)

 

1st - Schwengler's Junta (Schwengler, et al): 9-1, 3470 Total Points

Foghat Showcase:  Team prize - The FOG Hat and Individual prizes - Foghat LPs

Fargo Vacation Showcase: Team - Fargo North Decoder board game and Individual prizes - Fargo DVD, Fargo Rock City, Slouching Towards Fargo, Donna Fargo's greatest hits

Framed Anne Geddes Baby Squirrel Doll Pictures

 

2nd - Who's My Daddy? (Wichita State students, alums), 7-3, 2185 Total Points

Childhood Showcase: Team - Anne Geddes Baby Squirrel Doll and individual - Michael Jackson "Childhood" screen savers and video games

 

3rd - Columbian Trash Lords (UM-Columbia), 7-3, 2405 Total Points

Music Showcase: Team - Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld CD single and individual - MCD "Music on the Go" keychains that played "Baby One More Time", "Slam Dunk Da Funk" by 5ive, "No Scrubs" and some song by B-witched respectively

 

4th - Shelby Foote Soldiers (Iowa A), 6-4, 2535 Total Points

Wisely left prior to prize ceremonies

 

5th - Muskrat Love Missile F1-11 (Indiana), 6-4, 2015 Total Points

Drink Showcase - Team - 6-pack of NASCAR bottled water and individual - "I enjoy drinking beer" mugs from The Onion.

 

6th - UC Sunnydale (Oklahoma A) - 6-4, 1505 Total Points

Food Showcase - Team - Tootsie Roll Pop Lick-o-meter which claims to keep track of the licks to get to the center and individual - boxes of--I swear I'm not making this up--Pez Flavored Popcorn.

 

7th - Building a Better Man Killing Robot (Iowa B), 4-6, 1530 Total Points

8th - A Trash Team with GIRLS!!! (Wash U), 4-6, 1515 Total Points

9th - Jesse Jackson, Martin Luther King, Jr. and Rosa Parks Barbershop (Wichita State), 4-6, 1380 Total Points

10th - Missouri-Rolla, 1-9, 1070 Total Points

11th - Who Put the Goatspunk in Grandma's Oatmeal? (Oklahoma B) - 1-9, 1095 Total Points

 

 

Individual Scoring:Results  (R) = Rookie Trash Player

 

1.  Nutria, Muskrat, 61-8, 57 PPG - Foghat Live CD and Teletubbies Tribute CD

2.  Dave Murphy, Junta, 53-7, 49.5 PPG - Diamond Shaft VHS

3.  Goddess of Earthly Delight, GIRLS!!!, 53-12, 47 -- Vernon Can Read by Vernon Jordan

4.  Matt, Shelby, 43-2, 42

5.  Thunderclese, Building, 44-7, 40.5

6.  Chipper Jones, Daddy?, 38-8, 34 -- Boss of Me: The Biography of Keyshawn Johnson

     Mark, Columbian, 37-6, 34 -- The Wit and Wisdom of Rudy Boesch

8.  Jason, Junta, 33-3, 31.5 -- Slouching Towards Fargo

9.  Jason, Columbian, 31-6, 28 -- Steely Dan's CD Gaucho DTS encoded so you won't be able to play it (making it more valuable)

10.  Witry, Shelby, 27-0, 27

11.  Warren, Sunnydale, 29-8, 25 -- Six Days, Seven Nights DVD

       Eric, Columbian, 26-2, 25 -- Year's Best Sci Fi Short Stories book

13.  Marmot (R), Muskrat, 25-2, 24 -- Brad Paisley CD

14.  Keith, Junta, 23-1, 22.5

15.  Bill, Rolla, 24-4, 22

16.  Jeremy, Goatspunk, 22-3, 20.5

17.  Folderjam, Barbershop, 22-4, 20

18.  Al Sharpton's Hair, Barbershop, 20-2, 19

       Liz Hurley, Daddy?, 20-2, 19

20.  Mike Tyson, Daddy?, 19-2, 19

21.  Drusilla, Sunnydale, 18-1, 17.5

22.  Ose, Shelby, 20-7, 16.5

       Dale (R), Barbershop, 18-3, 16.5

24.  Zack (R), Rolla, 17-2, 16

25.  Matt, Goatspunk, 16-4, 14

       Goddess Moon, GIRLS!!!, 15-2, 14

27.  RSB, Rolla, 11-3, 12.5

       Ron Jeremy (R), Daddy?, 14-3, 12.5

       Harmony (R), Sunnydale, 13-1, 12.5

30.  Partho, Junta, 13-4, 11

31.  Oz, Sunnydale, 14-7, 10.5

32.  Aaron (R), Rolla, 10-1, 9.5

33.  Adrian Barbeaubot (R), Building, 9-1, 8.5

34.  David, Shelby, 8-3, 6.5

35.  Necha, Building, 7-3, 5.5

36.  Goddess Wind, GIRLS!!!, 6-3, 4.5

37.  The Gimp, GIRLS!!!, 5-2, 4

       Asia (R), Goatspunk, 5-2, 4

39.  Tandy, Goatspunk, 4-1, 3.5

40.  Rosie (R), Building, 3-2, 2

      Chuchundra, Muskrat, 2-0, 2

42.  Eve, Barbershop, 3-3, 1.5

 

 

Punt Blocking Award: Columbian Trash Lords, Schwengler's Junta and UMR all "blocked" a punted bonus.  Since UMR was the only one of these not to win a team prize, they were awarded the Punt Blocking prize, the John Madden Tailgaiting Cookbook.

 

Title IX All-Star: "Liz Hurley" on Who's My Daddy, won a Rolling Stone Wisdom of Women in Rock book mini-book

 

Rookie of the Year - Marmot with Muskrat was the highest scoring rookie trash player, but due to some mix-ups, we couldn't figure that out on the day of the tournament and thus gave prizes to all rookies who hadn't yet won something.