F.O.G.H.A.T. 2003 Results

 

Congratulations to The Legend of the Buzz Was Way Hard Core (Keith Hudson, Jason Schwengler and Brian Hight) who went undefeated through both a round robin and the double elimination playoffs to become the champions of F.O.G.H.A.T. 2003: In the Mood For Something Rude, the trash tournament held at Missouri-Rolla on October 19th.

Along with the traditional awarding of the FOG Hats, the champions won a copy of Bill O'Reilly's novel, Those Who Trespass and some lovely framed quotes from O'Reilly's novel that would make Ludacris blush. Keith was the tournament's leading scorer with a 41.3 PPG in the round robin and he received a Foghat necklace (thanks ebay) and a copy of Bjork's greatest hits CD that when played instead sounds a lot like Eric Clapton's last live album.

Second place went to The Unnamed Crewmen in Red Shirts (Wichita State St alums) who each won a hard core rap CD and collectively won "Be a Man", the new CD by the hardest core rapper ever, Randy Savage. Third place was When You Masturbate Alone, You're Masturbating With Hitler (Wash U) who won a Pez survival kit and decks of Iraqi leader playing cards. Fourth place was Alcoholics Synonymous (Tulsa) who won a DVD copy of The Legend of Boggy Creek, two Twin Peaks travelogues and two novelizations of Forbidden Planet. Fifth place, Missouri-Rolla B (Rolla ACO members and special guest Delano Barnes) won a sexy prize package consisting of a set of Austin Powers
coasters and 2003 lawn mower calendars (the August model had quite a set of wheels).

 

Wash U blocked two punted bonuses to win the punt blocking trophy, which was a Headliner figurine of someone I wanted to punt several times during his Kansas City Chiefs tenure, Elvis Grbac. The top 10 individual scorers won CDs or books like The
Ethics of Star Trek or The Treasury of White Trash Cooking.

Full round robin and playoff records are listed below as well as the round robin scoring results.

Round Robin
1. The Legend of the Buzz Was Way Hard Core 8-0
2. Alcoholics Synonymous (Tulsa) 7-1
3. The Unnamed Crewmen in Red Shirts (Wich St Alums) 5-3
4. When You Masturbate Alone, You're Masturbating with Hitler 5-3
5. Missouri-Rolla B (UMR + Delano) 4-4
6. Mexican'ts (Oklahoma A) 3-5
7. Evil Robot Usses (Oklahoma B) 2-6
8. Freshmen's Wrath (Oklahoma C) 1-7
9. It's All Pink on the Inside (Missouri-Rolla) 1-7

(Ties in record were both broken by head-to-head)

Playoffs

Round 1
Legend 325, Hitler 75
Unnamed 340, Alcoholics 40

Round 2
Hitler 205, Alchoholics 195
Legend 350, Unnamed 115

Round 3
Unnamed 315, Hitler 140

Finals
Legend 440, Unnamed 130


Round Robin Individual Scoring

Rank Name, Team TU I PPG
1. Keith Hudson, Legend 34 2 41.3
2. Crewman 69, Unnamed 33 3 39.4
3. Mr. Slave, Hitler 30 5 34.4
4. Captain Morgan, Alcoholics 26 6 28.8
5. Jose, Mexican'ts 24 3 28.8
6. Undercover Brother 24 3 28.1
Jefe, Mexican'ts 25 5 28.1
Jason, Legend 26 7 28.1
Brian, Legend 25 5 28.1
10. Bill, Pink 22 4 25.0
11. Matt, Hitler 22 5 24.4
12. Jean-Phillippe, Mexican'ts 23 8 23.8
13. Super, Rolla B 19 3 21.9
14. Andrew, Freshmen's Wrath 18 1 21.9
15. Eva Braun, Hitler 10 0 16.7
16. Sidewinder Bill, Evil 15 5 16.3
17. Jack Daniels, Alcoholics 14 3 15.6
18. Copperhead Deathbot, Evil 13 4 13.8
19. Paco, Mexican'ts 11 0 13.8
20. Crewman 3, Unnamed 13 4 13.8
21. Crewman 6, Unnamed 10 0 12.5
22. Crewman 42, Unnamed 9 1 10.6
23. John, Wrath 9 1 10.6
24. B'ville, Pink 10 5 9.4
25. Pancho, Mexican'ts 8 2 8.8
26. California Mountain Snake, Evil 8 4 7.5
27. Chops, Pink 2 0 6.7
28. Forbis, Pink 5 2 5.0
29. Matthew, Freshman's Wrath 4 0 5.0
30. Tracy, Rolla B 4 1 4.4
31. Frieda, Hitler 3 2 3.3
32. Black Mamba Station Bot 1 0 1.3
33. Jim, Alcoholics 1 0 1.3
34. Quinn, Hitler 1 2 0.0