Semester: Winter 2000

• "If we don't scare him, he'll probably join us [at movie night]" (Dave Callier, aka Obscene) We were planning a movie night, and we were going to do it at Ben Hartley's. Dave was talking about one of Ben's roommates.

• "...and I do Tarot a little." (James R.)
  "What's Tara?" (Matthew)
  "Tarot: with the cards you see sometimes..." (James)
  "Oh, I thought you said Tara."(Matthew)
  "No, THAT's Tara."(Becky, pointing at Tara)
  "Oh, everyone does Tara a little." (J)

• "Uh-Oh, Dave's gonna kill me!" (John)
  "Nope, I'm just gonna suck." (Dave) During the trip to Renfest this year... Dave & John were playing around; Dave claims he was actually referring to his mountain dew...(I don't really believe him, would you?)

• "I kept it in my hand..." (Josh)

• "If it'd fit on me, it'll fit on him." (me(Asher)), referring to the lacy, see through shirt that everyone thought would fit me)
  "Think again." (Dave, grabbing his bit of flab)
  "My ass!" (me (Asher))
  "No, I don't think you should use it as underwear." (Dave) This entire subject is just wrong...

• "I couldn't tell if you guys were sword fighting or having sex."
  "That implies that there's a difference." Fletch & Ben had been fighting in Ben's back yard with practice greatswords.(btw, I don't recall who said these, so if someone could email those details to me...)

• "God is so in-your-face!"(Bart Simpson)
  "Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character..." (Homer Simpson)

Semester: Winter 2001

• (Becky bites Obscene's shirt about nipple level)
  "You've got teeth marks on your titty!" (Becky)
  (Obscene feels his nipple)
  "Good Aim!" (Obscene)